John: How was school, pumpkin?
Lucy: It sucked- I hate school!
J: School’s very important. But so is fun!
L: You mean…?
J: Prepare for lift-off! Wooooooo!!
L: This is great and all dad, but I seriously hate school.
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Jennifer: Is this our family, Lucy? Let’s play pretend: Daddy comes home from his job as President of his own company. His wife pulses with desire at the sight of him, even all these years later.
Lucy: OK, pretend. The mommy gives the daughter lots of kisses in this house. *bashes dolls together repeatedly*
J: That backfired.
Let’s check in with the Burbs, where marital bliss is well and truly ali-
Children of Pleasantview.
Calista Despret, the only decent nanny Maxis ever provided.
And a very light, kinda matchy cc-free makeover of 250 Main Street. What the hell was with the original’s crazy roof?
A light, cc-free makeover of 330 Main Street.
Herb: Hold it right there, Coral.
Coral: Huh?
H: I have a surprise waiting for you.
C: Oh? What kind of surprise?
H: It’s in the bedroom.
C: Huh, there hasn’t been a surprise in there for thirty years, Herb.
H: Well, I promise, there’s one in there right now. Go on!
C: Can I turn around now?
H: OK… go!
H: SURPRISE!
C: Oh Herb. Oh, HERB!!!
C: Omigosh, hello little guy! Aren’t you just the cutest thing ever in this whole wide world!
H: Happy anniversary!
C: Come here, you wonderful man.
Clark’s reign of terror commences.
Also at Pepe’s Pets:
Meadow and Hatbox (seriously, whatta name) get acquainted and have some fun.
Meadow: You’re such a friendly girl! And so pretty.
Randy: Cute dog. Is she yours?
M: Oh no. A stray.
R: I couldn’t help noticing how sweet you were with her. I like a girl who like dogs.
M: *blushes*
R: I’m Randy.
M: Meadow.
Hatbox: KISSSSS
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