– What’re you doing now, Mrs C?
Mrs Crumplebottom: Knitting a Christmas sweater.
– Why? It’s summer in Pleasantview.
Mrs C: Because that’s Don Lothario.
– So?
Mrs C: Seeing a noted whore like him downtown is like Christmas to me.
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Coral and Herb enjoy Date Night at Red’s Diner. ❤
Kaylynn: Hold on, how did this whole thing momentarily backfire on ME? I’m not even playable!
WAIT WHAT
Don: OMG, Kaylynn! My mangina has another tenant!
Kaylynn: ENJOY, BITCH
I respond to this part of the twist with my usual maturity.
SAME DON
Just as Don serves the salmon, and with a bright red hunger, fun and energy panel, it’s baby time! GREAT!
Don: AHHH!!!
Marisa: Bye.
Jan: Wait, does this mean we can’t eat the salmon right now?
Don: NNNNGGRRRRRAGHHHHHH!
Kaylynn: Yikes!
Andrea: How rude of Marisa, just bouncing like that. I wonder if it’s too late to walk home with her?
Jan: Fuck it, I can eat through his screams.
Don: GRRRRRAAHHHH! OH MYYYY GRRRRRRAHHHHHHH!
Jan: Fucking delicious.
What the Sims has taught me, #38475976: you can grill salmon in a toaster oven.
Kaylynn: I don’t want him, but I don’t want any other bitch having him, either! Especially one wearing [gags] cargo pants!
Kaylynn’s turned over a new leaf and refuses to make the same mistake twice. GOOD FOR YOU GIRL.
“Actually that’s not it. I just have a special reason not to want to mess with what’s happening in Don’s mangina.”
[five minutes after Nina’s departure]
“So, you’re knocked up, Lothario? HAHAHAHA!”
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